Apport

Apport is when things miraculously appear and nobody knows where they came from. My mom said when I was in the hospital as a child, a doll appeared and had not a clue of who brought it. My dad said it was probably from a neighbor, but the neighbor was not identified. When I was born, my Mom's Uncle John promised me a doll, but he died when I was six months old. Could it have been from him?

From time to time I notice things appearing, but I would really like to know what happens when things miraculously disappear. I have a long list of items I can't find, but don't know where they are.

The truly amazing story of things disappearing is when I left my watch on the coffee table in the morning and when I had come home in the evening, it was not there. I tried looking for it, but to no avail. A year later I was cleaning under my bed and there was my watch. Some of you naysayers may conclude I was being careless and somehow landed under my bed, I was drunk or some other bizarre excuse.

I recently found out that the word is "asport."

Hencing finding my watch, there are countless items I can't find. Please say Anthony come around, things are missing and must be found.

Amen.